Nope, it's kid rock

AS if anyone actually reads this blog anyway LOL

im a pimp - you can check my stats
And rollin' a Fleetwood that's how I mack
I rock all the tracks, so the world knows
I love all the girls smack all the hoes
Show love to those who come real with it
Life's a bitch but I deal with it
I'm in it to win it like Yzerman
Can drink about 15 Heinekins
I'm not born again but if I was
I'd ask to come back with a little more love
Puffin' a Winston, drinkin a 4-0
Kid Rock and I'm gonna let you know
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, trying to free my mind

It's been a couple of months in this smokey room
Eatin' shrooms, drinking Boone's
Writin' tunes and hoping to get
One of these motherfucking songs to hit
A little bit of love that's all I need
A little inspiration in a bag of weed
A seed to plant so my tree can grow
You know I left my girl cause I don't need that
H-o-o-old-up wait a minute I'm about to flow
Like a breeze through the trees you can watch me blow

Puffin' a Winston, drinkin' a four-oh
Kid Rock and I'm gonna let you know
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, trying to free my mind

Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Free my mind... Ooohhh yeah

I ain't no rough guy, ain't no tough guy
Don't get out much, and don't dress up fly
A pawn in the game that's all I am
Givin' all my duckets to Uncle Sam fuck it
I'm free to do what I please little lady
I was born at night but not last night baby
I've been around, seen some things
I've slept in dumpsters, got high with kings
I don't bring much, ain't got a lot to say
But I got more time then Morris Day

Puffin' a Winston, drinkin' a four-oh
Kid Rock and I'm gonna let you know
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, trying to free my mind
Smokin' and drinkin'
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, thinking, trying to free my mind
Tryin' to free my mind
I been sittin' here just wastin' time drinking,
smoking, trying to free my mind
Wastin' my time....hey I'm smokin'...hey I'm drinkin'
...tryin' to free my mind
I been sittin' here just wastin' time...drinking,
smoking, trying to free my mind

Terminal Preppie

I've decided I just can't top the Dead Kennedys. Written 20+ years ago, this timeless wisdom still stands as a lighthouse in my world of nebulous political logic...

So I'm going to post lyrics from their best songs here, starting with Terminal Preppie. But it'll get even better. Religious vomit, Let's lynch the landlord, When ya get drafted, and many, many more will follow....

I go to college
That makes me so cool
I live in a dorm
And show off by the pool

I join the right clubs
Just to build an impression
I block out thinking
It won't get me ahead

My ambition in life
Is to look good on paper
All I want is a slot
In some big corporation

John Belushi's my hero
I lampoon and I ape him
My news of the world
Comes from Sports Illustrated

I'm proud of my trophies
Like my empty beer cans
Stacked in rows up the wall
To impress all my friends

No, I'm not here to learn
I just want to get drunk
And major in business
And be taught how to fuck

Win! Win!
I always play to win
Wanna fit in like a cog
In the faceless machine

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal terminal
terminal terminal terminal terminal

I want a wife with tits
Who just smiles all the time
In my centerfold world
Filled with Springsteen and wine

Some day I'll have power
Some day I'll have boats
A tract in some suburb
With Thanksgivings to host

[Chorus]
I'm a terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie
terminal terminal terminal preppie